It is now possible to contract out the delousing of your children's hair. According to MSNBC, what was once a true rite of parenthood - the painstaking and nauseauting removal of nits from pigtails-can now be handled by a "Hair Fairy" for a mere 300$.
But isn't this what parents do?
Hold back hair during all night throw up sessions, kill huge bugs, check the color of snot, be completely immune to all sicknesses, foul smells, and deplorable tasks.
300$. How I hate feeling replaceable...
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