Awkward Mother: Oh, umm, that's not really her name. Her name is Sophia.
Kind Strangers at the Pool: Oh...so you don't have a five-year-old son named Diego?
Awkward Mother: Not who I've ever seen...
Me: How was Wild Water Rapids?
Sophia: It was good. I went down the orange slide and the purple slide and the green slide all by myself.
Me: What about Olivia?
Sophia: She went down the slides too but the family had to go with her.
Me: Oh? Who from the family?
Sophia: The whole family. Buela, Ruthie, Uncle Peter, Diego and Pedro.
My Mother: Sophia told me she was Mexican today. I just thought you should know.
But a mere glimpse of what I will one day experience in parent teacher conferences...