"But why Mommy? Why is no one naked?"
"Because this is a public places. Public places are places other than our house where other people are. The rule is that you cannot be naked in public places."
"Who says that? Who says that rule?"
"Where? Where is the policeman who made that rule?"
... I glanced again around Das Fest Hous and realized the power of social control. There really was no one here telling us to keep our clothes on. Yet, with the exception of my daughter, the masses were complying. And I am grateful. We have seen the alternative. It's called Water Country USA and we try to stick to the kiddie pools.